Doctor,
I got some stuff for my garden; you are supposed to use one teaspoon per
gallon water and your blooms will be bloomier and your leaves more leafy.
On the bottle it says it contains twelve miracles of nature. Twelve of them.
What do you suppose they are? |
The manufacturer of this product is based in Italy. Like many Taiwanese
outfits, their labels often suffer during translation. In this case the
letters in the phrase "twelve miracles of nature" have become garbled,
and should actually read "twelve lire of cats manure". |
Dear Dr. Sagebrush,
If you and I were giants, and the earth were the size of a baseball,
would you be able to throw a good knuckler with the earth and what would
I use as a bat, also would the presence of the oceans constitute a
spitball, thus disqualifying you?
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EPA rules expressly forbid "throwing, striking, or punting the Earth,
or in any way imparting significant stress to the Earth while engaging
it in sport, either recreational or competitive." For this reason
suitable bats are not currently being manufactured, nor has the baseball
commission issued a ruling on foreign substances applied to pitched balls
of radii greater than 1000 kilometers. All that aside, however, I believe
I could chunk a pretty mean knuckler with it.
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